3,999 noteswhy does it seem like every dad sneezes really loud
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1,847 notessome ppls urls r so stupid smh
‘you’re a dry guy?’
116,972 notestoast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
fries
do you ever look back at your mistakes
17,449 notes*sends u nudes but just as a friend*
