prepandparty:

basically my life tho




(Source: oill-spill)



parasailin-sarahpalin:

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that’s not what your mother named you




chezpicker-uk:

A Maldives beach awash in bioluminescent Phytoplankton looks like an ocean of stars




thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

(Source: stinson)



pitsu-pitsu:

breaking news: Britney Spears owns a fucking washing machine



neighborhoodfreakk:

Me: *at a white persons house*
Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately





d0nn0:

d0nn0:

cool beans

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(Source: larvitarr)



ruinedchildhood:

when bae mad at you

aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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