what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear
so.. you americans want to know what its like in canada…..
Americans still won’t know because this is in Celsius
*steals ur credit card*
hasta la visa
what if instead of saying “can you google it”
we used bing or yahoo?
"hey can you yahoo this for me"
"idk man, bing it"
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
I’m so done with this planet
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally
cause of death: too shy to call ambulance
Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone
Someone else might have needed it more
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
who does lorde think she is